The Muse Papers

Musings…

On Worshiping Cats

July8

The neighborhood cat – Burrito – is teaching me how to be worshiped.  I learn this critical skill slowly and she give me many opportunities to practice.

Here’s the scoop.

Often in the evenings, when I’m busily working on my archery supply store, Burrito will leap onto the bed and demand access to my lap.

I automatically remove my laptop from my lap (she has me well trained), whereupon she ambles onto my lap and settles in for some worshiping.  Namely me worshiping her.

I’ve started to wonder why I do it.  What is the allure of this transaction?  I am not generally easy to interrupt, except perhaps for fine wine and dark chocolate.  Ask my friends, that’s uncharacteristic behavior.

After meditating upon it for several days, I’ve realized that what I get out of it is the enjoyment of her enjoyment.  Burrito very clearly and obviously loves these orgiastic petting settings,  she adores it, she convinces me that my petting is the most wonderful thing that has happened to her in a lifetime of wonderful things.

What do I get out of it?  I get clear validation that I have value.  I can make a cat amazingly happy.

So I start to consider the players, the worshiper and the worshipee – and the role of each and the precarious balance of pleasure.

I consider the key elements of both roles www.iutoic-dhaka.edu canadianviagras.com.

My responsibilities as the worshiper – to worship in the way that provides the most pleasure to the worshipee (Burrito in this case) – to focus only on how to pet her to provide maximal pleasure.  To listen and watch her none-to-subtle cues and learn the art of worshiping her.

And each cat is different.  I tried to worship Pagan (my friend Mel’s cat) the way I worship Burrito and got a row of scratches for my efforts.

The responsibilities Burrito as the Worshipee – to accept worship that is clearly her due with abandon.  To clearly, abundantly and unequivocally enjoy the worship.  To communicate with abandon to the worshiper ways to maximize that pleasure.  To make the worshiper feel like the best cat petter in the entire world – ever.  Nothing more, nothing less.

I have seen this done well, both by cats and by women and personally I have always stumbled upon the twin rocks of guilt and reciprocity.  I have never, until now, seen it as a complete experience in and of itself – one with value for each party complete within the interaction.  No need for more.

When Burrito has had enough attention, she daintily gets up and hops off my lap.  I pull my laptop over and go back to work.  Neither of us feeling any unresolved obligations from the interaction.

Go figure.  The things I learn from the cat.

Building Rapport at Lindy Class

March18

So, there I was, at a dance – expanding my horizons.  Sitting in the corner.

Everyone seemed to know each other.  I knew no one.

And I was self-conscious.

You see, I’m tall – which as a woman seems awkward in Lindy Hop dancing.

Sitting on an overstuffed couch watching the dancers, I decided this was a perfect time to try some rapport building.

I sat down next to someone who I had noticed was a fabulous dancer.  She was in the classical closed position.  Frowning.  Arms crossed.  Legs crossed.

I sat down by her.  Frowning.  Arms crossed kamagra en ligne.  Legs crossed – and tried to match her breathing – just to see what would happen.

Not more than five minutes later – she started a conversation!

A few moments later she got up to dance.  I and sat down next to a guy who was a great dancer, and studiously avoided all newbies.  He was hunched over in a chair.  I hunched over.  And matched breathing (without staring).

A few moments later – another conversation!  And this one lead to a dance!

Hmmm…  There must be something to this non-verbal communication, mirror-neuron thing.

Let’s see what happens next time I go to a dance!

I wonder how this technique works for other people.  Let me know – leave a post!